Dan Bull - Skyrim Epic Rap (Lyrics)


Lyrics:

Who's rapping? Dovahkiin
Dragons? I'm not over keen
I'll dice them like a knife
Slicing right through an aubergine

My dragon shout flow
Is sweeter than a Soda Stream
You won't believe your eyes
I'm like an overload of dopamine

A broadsword in one hand
And a magic spell in the other
I'm the last of the Dragonborn
There's no other, my brother so run for cover

If you've got scales then I'm on your tail
And I will not fail like a Free-roaming
Sandbox game I'm off the rails
I'll walk the trail
Through awful gales and storms of hail
'Til all the nails
Are knocked into your coffin
I'm not stopping
'Til you're impaled and I've prevailed

In the name of the Nords, I pray to the lords
You all get a taste of the blade of my sword
I'm taking on hordes of enemies
I face them with hoards of weaponry

They're draining my force
So chemistry comes into play
With retorts and recipes
Alchemixing like a DJ
Restoration, restore my energy

My legacy, odyssey, elegy, prophecy's
Written in heavenly bodies
And buried with every body
That ever did brother to mess with me
Deading them, terribly, horribly

I'm a celebrity, honestly
You're a wannabe, I'm a prodigy
The suggestion you're better than me
At being a warrior? Ha! Comedy

It's a gift to me
I don't just spit flames lyrically
But lit'rally
And the Elder Scrolls are scripts in which
I've written your obituary

I am the Dragonborn
Wearing a hat with badass horns
I'm Dovahkiin Known globally
You're nobody at all

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